The Day my Inner Reality Nerd Came Out

Today, give all the love to Ms. Ashley

Hey y'all,

I thought it was high time I write another letter. I guess I should start this letter out by lettin’ y’all know that I’m obsessed with Realty TV. I don’t care that it rots my brain, is super trashy and is probably the reason God cries at night. When I get off work today I fully plan on catchin' up on Swamp People, watchin' old reruns of Duck Dynasty and pretending I'm cute like Ms. Honey Boo Boo Alana. Y'all pray for Sugar Bear. He's been in the hospital. There is nothing’ better than sittin’ in front of my TV with a glass of sweet tea fangirling over a contestant on American. Yes, I vote on all of the singing shows. Don’t believe me than check the pics above where I went to the hometown concert of Season 4 top 5 finalist of The Voice Amber Carrington. Her hometown connects to mine and she went to our rival H.S. It was beautiful weather after the rain dried up and holy balls can that girl sang. It would be easier to list the reality shows I don’t watch than list all the shows I do watch. Naw, I have no shame and no apologies shall be given.

But for today I thought my letter should go in a different route. If you are new to my letter than I suggest you read my most popular one that I wrote to DARTway back when. I really should have sent that puppy to them. Nope, but today I am writing to non-other than my favorite reality show American Idol.

Dear American Idol,

I'm so tired of your nonsense. I really wish you would get your life together. Sayin’ you are my favorite show is an understatement. I started following certain bloggers because they are as obsessed with you as I am. There is a certain American Idol blog I frequent/ comment on numerous times of the day. When I find out someone loves the show as much as I do, I steal them and put them in my pocket so we can fangirl and be bff’s forever.

I don’t like this business of bringing back alums to judge. Nor do I want J-Lo back on the judging panel. I don’t like this new logo y’all are tryin’ to make happen. And I dang sure don’t like all these tired and outdated themes y’all keep recycling. I don’t even recycle in my real life so why would I wanna see it on my TV.

I'll cut this short American Idol. We’ve had a great 12 years and numerous phone calls together. Please for the love of my TV watchin’ get your act together before it’s too late.

Love,

Aleshea

But seriously if you can name the two people I am pictured with above what reality show they are from we can be bestfrans forever. Or just tell me your favorite reality show.

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