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Feb 26, 2014

Eve, ...why you ain't naked?

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Hey girl hey. I know y'all clicked that pretty lil' link cause you saw another of my outrageous titles. Mmmm, *makes the baby fist and yells success* So, y'all remember some time back when I did a post just givin' random tidbits about myself and I mentioned that I hated doin' laundry? That it's my least favorite chore and when I get to Heaven I'mma have a talk with Ms. Eve and ask why she ate the apple. That essentially this is all her fault and if she hadn't ate the apple we'd all still runnin' around naked like a Jaybird and nonetheless wiser. *wait's patiently for ya to remember said post* Yes'm that post.  Y'all if you only could fully realize how much I hate laundry. In college I would let it pile up for months. Yes I said months. I was always so grateful that my Grandma Jhonnie stocked me up on undergarments from Dillards. I'll never forget her takin' me shoppin' right before college and then all she bought me was bra's and undies. At the time I was annoyed but once I got to college I was thrilled. See, ya gettin' the point. I hate laundry and anything to make it go faster is all right by me. I even put off testin' this product and writin' the review because that meant I would have to do laundry. Well, here is my science project of sorts. Consider this my Woolzies review: Science Fair style.



Purpose: Isn't the purpose of this science experiment obvious. I hate doin' laundry and need to find the fastest way to get it done.

Hypothesis: Woolzies Farbic Softner will dry my clothes the fastest. I mean isn't that what the product tells me?

Research: So, I never realized that without fabric softener it can take longer to wash your clothes. Y'all why am I just now findin' this out. This is not ok. We could also talk about how bad these products are for you and how many chemicals are in them but I won't. Y'all already know this. Instead let's talk about Woolzies. The box tells me that I'll get 1,000 loads. Hot dog that excited me. The box also told me that the dryer balls are 100% Pure New Zeland Wool. Y'all I lost my mind when I read that. Anyone who knows me knows I'm obsessed with New Zeland. The Tribe anyone *if you ain't watch this show then we can't be frans* And yes I listened to Lorde while writin' this. I could brag about how the product is chemical free etc but I honestly do care as much as I should. All I cared about were the three lines that said: reduces dry time by 25%, helps eliminates wrinkles and reduces static. Yes'm those were the only things I cared about.

But don't fret cause I know someone who does care about all the extra healthy things this product boast. I showed Ride or Die the little balls cause she has Wool sensitivities etc and was to excited to try the product as well.

Results:

Now let's get to them results shall we. Y'all can we talk about how fast my clothes dried and how they weren't tangled in my towels. Y'all know #thestruggleisreal and I don't separate like I should. I have a fancy pants washer and dryer that is High effeciency and for my clothes to dry in 30 minutes... Y'all I couldn't handle life after I was done with laundry. Now if only it would fold and put away my clothes.
 
I texted Sherry and asked her what she thought of the product cause I was so excited. Her response via text:

"I did. My bras didn't get tangled. It was awesome. I always do my bras with undies and delicate tops. They always get tangled and sometimes the bras get all tangled up and I have to fix them. It's not a big issue it's just a hassle. But they didn't get tangled this time. And there wasn't any static!!"
Conclusion: There ya have it boys and girls. My janky homemade science fair project worked.  Don't believe me than just check out my graph. But in all seriousness. I signed up for this product cause I thought it was the cutest and most creative. I'll keep usin' this product cause I actually like the results.
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13 comments

  1. Those look different. Glad to hear that they did what they say!

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    1. Right! They are the cutest but more importantly I'm happy they did what that said they would.

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  2. I love anything that makes a chore easier!

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  3. A white horse fell in a mud puddle! Oh wait, that's dirty, not funny. Sorry!! :)

    PS Your instagram link is not working in the Rafflecopter.

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    1. That actually was funny and thanks for letting me know.

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  4. Haha, your titles are the best!!!! I've never even heard about these. Now I wanna try em!

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  5. BEST.TITLE.EVER. But really, woolzies is what I want to name my dog. When I get a dog. Because that's the best name ever. And just for that - I'm buying some! Unless I win... then I'm not. :)

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  6. Been wanting to try these - fingers crossed!!

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  7. 1. Awesome title. 2.I actually like laundry 3. These things are the best 4. Bras? In the dryer? That's murder even with the woolzies....hang those babies out to dry!

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    1. PS - I love your chart. I so didn't time the loads when I first tried mine but I use them to this day.

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