Day 8, Wednesday: A piece of advice you have for others. Anything at all.
"Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone, just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had."
Y'all how am I qualified to give advice. I'm just some random girl from Texas who is quite honored and humbled that my words seem to touch people. Word on the street is I didn't start talking till I was almost three. I developed very late and I'm sure the doctors have some fancy scientific way of explaining it, since I was born super early. If you ask my momma she would just say I started talking late and I'm still making up for lost time.
I was on the phone last night with Bestfran Número UNO (hence the picture. Shhh, y'all don't tell her I posted this pic) and I asked her what's some good advice I could give for today's post. I told her I never give advice. She got all excited and started yellin', "LIAR! You give advice all the time. And good advice!" She told me that I should share the advice I gave her last night. I didn't even realize it came across as advice. So from me to you:
So, bestfran called and was all upset about a boy she had been talking to. Apparently he seemed to have dropped off the face of the earth and was ignoring her all of the sudden. She was upset and wondering what she did wrong and why this kept happening. I told her Maybe God's been blatantly throwing signs your way that he's no good for you but you haven't taken the hints and listen. He finally got tired of it and said I'll show you. So maybe God just decided to remove him from the equation since you couldn't seem to do it yourself.
So I guess my actual advice would be a quote I love dearly:
Y'all I've officially agreed that I'm funny after a kindergartner goes, "Ms. Aleshea, sometimes you real funny!" After I asked him how he proceeded to tell me. I didn't believe him but then A few minutes later he ran up to me and goes, "see you did it again. Ms. Aleshea you be funny!" If a kindergartner tell me I'm funny, then Dadgummit I'm funny.
Day 8 of 31 is donzo