Monday's Hot Mess Post.

Biggest Loser, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, and  The Bachelor are back. Cue me fangirling via Twitter all the time now. 
Yes, I'm watchin' the BCS National Championship Game and NO I'm not rootin' for BAMA! That's all I'll say on that one. 

This has nothing to do with today's post but I wanted to post it anyway. Y'all stay with me cause I have a point. That's my sister with me and in the other two pics. Yes, we have the same Momma and Daddy. And no my Momma wasn't sleepin' with the milk man. I don't even like milk. I was telling my Momma that we should start and ETSY business makin' hair accessories. I kid y'all not when I say my Momma used to make all our hair bows and hand bands. See pictures below. Y'all she had us wearin' huge hair bows before the South got hold of them. Why does she not see the genius in this. (Y'all she makes them with dangling stuff and everything. She says everyone make hair bows... UMM no they don't) Probably how she doesn't see the genius when I told her she should start a business making Mums and accessories for the HS Homecoming games around here. She can make Mums with lights etc. etc. Leave it to her to be practical.

Moving on 

I guess this is where I was supposed to wake up early and be all excited that the blogging gods say we can blog again, and you shall now spam with pictures from your weekend to prove you actually have a life. Fine, I will do that and then some. 

BAM, picture from the family lunch on Saturday.  That's my Momma and Grandma in the pic. (The visiting Grandma, not Grandma Johnnie) 

BAM, me after church in the Office Depot parking lot chillin' actin my skin color. 

Then I saw Le Mis on Sunday with some friends. The movie is AMAZBALLS but the girls talkin' the whole time behind me ticked me off. They lucky I didn't catch a case. Y'all the lyric in the T.Swift song 'Better Than Revenge', "But no amount of vintage dresses gives you dignity..." Well, I wanted to say that one line to one of the girl but replace vintage dresses with pearls. To bad I remembered my manners and didn't.

Moving On Again

So, Kaitlyn posted this survery she got from another blogger she follows and I just HAD to post it. You know, like the doll you just had to have that you never played with. 

BAM, survery for all y'all. 

A. Age: 25 But everyone thinks I'm like 16. I get carded for EVERYTHING.

B. Bed size: Twin. (I know, I know... the problems of still being at home)

C. Chore you hate: LAUNDRY. Y'all don't even know! When I get to Heaven I'm puttin' Ms. Eve on notice. If she hadn't ate the apple we wouldn't have this problem. 

D. Dogs: I don't have one but my Granny's Yorkie is pretty cute.

E. Essential start to your day: Peein'! Gotta say takin' a piss. It is such a pointless waste of time but Lord knows I don't wanna be in depends when I'm older. 

F. Favorite color: On Wednesdays we wear Pink.

G. Gold or Silver: both. Silver. Deff Silver. 

H. Height: The doc says 5'3" - I call BS.

I. Instruments you play: I played the Flute growing up

J. Job Title: Instructional Assistant. (Fancy word for I'm with little kids everyday)

K. Kids: Depends

L. Live:  Yo Life

M. Married: HA! 

N. Nicknames: Some peopled used to call me Ankles  Homes, Le Le and loads of other horrible things that they thought was cute. 

O. Overnight hospital stays: Yes ma'am. Lots with my daddy and then in HS when I had back surgery for my Scoliosis. (No I don't go off in metal detectors.)  

P. Pet peeve: Chipped finer nail polish, "crusties" on condiment bottles, stupid people, those who wait till the lane is ending to get over. By far my biggest pet peeve is people who pretend ice tea is sweet tea when you add sugar. IT IS NOT and there is a special place in Hell for those people. (I kid, I kid... no but seriously i'm not kiddin')

Q. Quote: 

"Out of the night that covers me, 

Black as the Pit from the pole to pole.

 I thank whatever gods may be 

For my unconquerable soul.
In the Fell clutch circumstances
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeoning of chance 
My head is bloody, but unbowed.
Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.
It matter not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul."
---- William Ernest Henley 

R. Righty or Lefty: Oh, ya know, I just put the pencil in my right hand.

S. Siblings:  I have a pet sister. She is five years younger than me.

T. Time you wake up: I wish I had an adult answer for you but I don't. HA, that's why I work with kids. 

U. University attended:  SFASU

V. Vegetables you dislike:  Lima Beans, Peas, Celery (They be SOOO NASTY)

W. What makes you run late: My sweet tea trips before work. (I wish I was kiddin')

X. X-rays you've had: I feel like you need x-rays if you're going to have back surgery. Oh, and I also had braces and all that jazz. I hope those were x-rays and they weren't just torturing me for fun when the stuck things in my mouth. 

Y. Yummy food: Shrimp. Or if it's fried and full of butter. Think Paula Dean, y'all. 

 Z. Zoo animal favorite: ELEPHANTS

I feel like I should throw some Jesus in here... so yay, I love me some Jesus!
And here is Monday's Hot Mess Post. 

(I weep cause Football is almost over for a long while and my Rangers are actin' to much of a fool for me to be excited about the season right now.)

                                                   

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